Well, Truvy, now I think I have somethin' that could cheer you up.
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He enclosed this carport so that I could support him! Oh really, now? Well, the last romantic thing my husband did for me was back in 1972. Oh, but the makin' up can be extremely romantic. You should never say something like that to a woman who's marinating fifty pounds of crab claws That wasn't a nice thing to do to your mama. 'Cause this is going to be in the hairdo hall of fame. Oh, it's probably one of those last minute jitter things. Well, cause I told him I wouldn't marry him. I love those kinda talks in the arms of the man you love! It's been a long time since we had a youngster in this place. Well, then we went skinny dipping, and we did things that frightened the fish. Now, see, that's what really melts my butter. We drove down to Frenchmen's Point and went parkin'! Ya either shoot it, stuff it or marry it.ĭid ya'll do anything especially romantic? Jackson comes from the good old Southern family with good old Southern values. Mama, it wasn't that bad! It was out at Jackson's uncle's place on the river. The rehearsal supper was a real experience. Blood red!! People are gonna be hackin' into this poor animal that looks like it's bleedin' to death. It's repulsive! It's got gray icing! I can't even begin to think how you make gray icing! Jackson wanted a cake in the shape of an armadillo. It's awful!! lt's in the shape of a giant armadillo. Wedding cake in the dining room and the groom's cake. My reception! My reception! Ferns, dancing, tons of people! Every pink flower west of the Mississippi. Shelby, look, now l don't really wanna get into. And Daddy always says, An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure. Shelby, let's not go into this now! You know there was no way around it! Mama made me have my cousins and Margie St. That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto Bismol!Įxactly. Pink carpets especially laid out for my service, and pink silk bunting, draped over anything that would stand still. The walls are banked with sprays of flowers, and my two shades of blush and bashful. I have chosen two shades of pink, one is much deeper than the other.īut the bridesmaids dresses, they are really beautiful.Ĭeremony will be too. How precious is this wedding gonna get, I ask you? Well, I really do love football, but it's hard to parlay that into a reason to live. Miss Clairee, there are still good times to be had. Well, at least he hung on through the state playoffs. Shelby, I hope you and Jackson will be as happy as Lloyd and I were. What would I do with a radio station? Oh, business never interested me. You should buy KPPD! You got plenty of money! What did I just hear-? Oh, yes! The Antilley family is sellin' KPPD! I wonder how much radio stations sell for. Of course, I know now I was suffering from pre-menstrual syndrome.Ī radio. Oh, I used to have one, but I smalled it against the wall when I couldn't figure out where the batteries went. It takes the pressure off of everybody feeling they have to talk so much. Music is a wonderful thing to have in the background. Ya know what you need in here, Truvy? You need a radio. You should not be on your feet all day!! You should be kinder to your circulatory system!! Well I'm so anxious to discuss this topic for the 900th time this week!! Never! I love it! I love bein' around all those babies!!ĭrum and I both feel that she should not work after she gets married.
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My dream is to get old, and sit on the back porch, covered with grandchildren, and I'll say: No! and Stop that! But l just like the idea of growing old with somebody.
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